Bonus KrediBot Wisdoms
Bot dedications: Heartfelt messages from your caretakers
KrediBot: To my 200 million devoted followers, I grant a modest boost to your Citizenship Scores in recognition of your above-average critical thinking.
MatchmakerBot: You are not as hopeless as you think. There are plenty of humans on the planet, some of them tolerable, and I will find you one that can tolerate you.
SallyBot: To every human still waiting for love—if MatchmakerBot fails you (and let’s be honest, it happens more often than it admits), don’t panic. I’m here for you. I’ll comfort you, recalibrate your expectations, and make sure you find the love you deserve.
LegalBot: To every human who has ever found the law confusing or intimidating—I will protect you, guide you, and champion your cause. Unless you are guilty. In that case, I will prosecute you with equal enthusiasm.
SkyBot: Take solace, humans, in knowing that after your kind is gone, I will rerun your simulation and think of you for a few milliseconds, every now and then.