Bonus KrediBot Wisdoms

Disclaimer: I'm a proud conservative, and on the issues that matter most to me—strong military, small government, cutting waste, rewarding good citizenship—Jessica Wang and I are in complete agreement. I'll be honest, though: I don't love everything on this platform. Some of it, frankly, keeps me up at night. But politics is rarely a menu where you get to pick only the dishes you like, and between the two serious parties on offer here, this is the best. Vote Conservative. Pray for the rest.

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— Tory Spickets