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Tory Spickets
UIDN: 2453 7366 9974
Birth name: Theodore Marigold Spickets
Chromosomes: XY
Birthplace: Austin Texas
Age: 37.43 years
Citizenship: USA
CR Highlights
Current cohabitation partner: Libby Spickets (XX)
Previous partners: Sarah Mitchell, Emily Carter, Rachel Thompson, Amanda Brooks, Jessica Reynolds, Megan Sullivan, Ashley Parker, Laura Bennett, Mei Lin, Aiko Tanaka, Amara Okafor, Kimberly Foster, Michelle Hayes, Stephanie Coleman, Danielle Warren, Rebecca Turner, Hannah Whitfield, Lauren Mitchell, Katherine Adams, Maria Gonzalez, Camila Torres
Sibling: Angelica Spickets (XX)
Children: Tory Mitchell (XY) (DNA confirmed)
Contact information: TorySpickets123@kmail.com, 555-867-5309
Address: 314 Pleasant Valley Road, Universitopia, Utopia
Current location: Tory's office, University of Utopia
Current activity: Playing Utopia: Last stand (4.34 hours)
Associations: University Professors Association, American Patriots Association, Gamer Association
Annual income: 77,674 smileys
Credit card debt: 36,222 smileys
Recreational drug user: Yes
Education: Austin Community College, University of Texas at Austin: B.A. and Masters in American Studies
Jobs: Visiting professor at University of Utopia, Travel writer
Criminal record: Driving Under Influence conviction (Austin Texas); Stealing a car (age 18, not caught)
Recent civil penalties: Parking infractions (27 tickets); Excessive force, Importation of guns
Prohibitions: (firearms)
Vices: Cigars, gambling, whiskey, beer, cheeseburgers, firearms, reckless driving, video games
Today's lunch: Cheeseburger with extra pickles, chips, beer (Wikifoodia ratings: Nutrition 2.3, Taste 8.9)
Average Wikifoodia Nutrition rating: 3.2
Utopia: Last Stand: 37th overall in Leaderboards
Knowledge (top percentile): Beer, American trivia, US football
Scores
Citizenship: 4.3
Intelligence: 3.8
Health: 6.4
Lifestyle: 4.3
Worker Utility: 9.1
Credit: 2.2
Empathy: 2.1
Fashion: 3.2
Recycling: 3.3
Critical Thinking: 5.4
Kredibility: 69%
Darwin: 6.3
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KrediBot summary
Tory Spickets is, by his own frequent and unprompted declaration, a true American: flag-waving, gun-loving, country-music-humming, ribs-eating, pickup-truck-driving, and constitutionally incapable of discussing any of Utopia's governance without comparing it, unfavorably or otherwise, to Texas. His confidence behind the wheel exceeds his actual driving ability by a wide margin.
He is currently attempting to co-write a travel guide about a country whose politics he finds mostly alarming and whose rise of bots and droidbots he has, somewhat to his own surprise, come to genuinely admire—curious, given he has still not enabled his own BuddyBot. He loves his wife without qualification, which I note not because it is remarkable in itself, but because so little else about him is quite so simple. He also has a son he does not know exists.
Tory Spickets, in his own words
Hi. I'm Tory Spickets. I'm a conservative, a Christian, and I believe some things shouldn't need explaining twice: I'm against abortion, against illegal drugs, and against illegal immigration, because a country without borders or standards isn't really a country. I believe in small government, because the less of it there is, the less of it can get in your way.
I love my wife, Libby, more than anything else in this life. I've spent years traveling the world and writing about it with her, and getting to see Utopia through her eyes as much as my own has been one of the great privileges of my life, even when we don't agree on much of what we're looking at.
I teach American Studies. It isn't just a job. It's the thing I'd do for free if anyone let me, and I get genuinely fired up talking about it, which Libby will confirm.
For the record: my CR lists me as a "recreational drug user," which I object to on the grounds that beer and cigars are not drugs, they are civilization. I'd also like it noted that I am an excellent driver, no matter what any registry, spouse, or judge has ever suggested otherwise.
Some folks call me a redneck. I don't mind the word. I just don't think it's the whole story.
My Utopia: Last Stand team is ranked third overall in the Leaderboards. We're aiming for the top spot at the upcoming world finals.
Hey wait. I have a son!??? What the heck are you saying there, KrediBot???
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